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    Tuesday, February 14, 2006

    Valentine's Day



    Here is my Valentine, we'll be going out to eat, and then head over to the range to practice our marksmanship. Sound romantic? If only it were true...

    posted by Jake @ 12:16 PM   4 comments links to this post

    4 Comments:

    At 2/14/2006 10:47 PM, Blogger Snake Eater said...

    She's my age, Jake. Back off, young'un. She's mine.

    Gawdalmighty--beauty, brains and conservative. She's the perfect woman.

     
    At 2/15/2006 11:54 AM, Blogger Jake said...

    Age is relative these days, Snake. However, I will agree with you on your second statement. You better hope I never meet her, because I will ask her out.

     
    At 2/16/2006 7:41 PM, Blogger Snake Eater said...

    You're right, of course. Looks like that are ageless.

     
    At 2/18/2006 1:07 AM, Blogger Politics of a Patriot said...

    Lmao...

     

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